Sun disappears behind child’s raised thumb, Earth thrown into total darkness

Actor and sex symbol George Clooney giving a speech about how something needs to be done about there being no sun anymore

Robbie Floyd, a six year old with no previous criminal record, reportedly made the sun disappear late last afternoon while sitting in the backseat of his mother’s motorized vehicle, sending the whole world into complete darkness. Reports have stated that little Robbie accomplished this act of terrorism by raising his thumb approximately 4.5 inches from his face and then placing his thumb in such a way that it “blotted out the sun.” As the world nears its twenty fourth hour of total darkness, the American Agency Against Attacks Against America, or AAAAAA, has reportedly taken action to have Robbie prosecuted within the next couple days or so. Robbie is expected to plead not-guilty, but with the world in total fucking darkness, the prosecution should not have trouble finding evidence to send this son of a bitch to jail for a long time.