Area man experiences fist bump for the first time

Thomas Freedy, a twenty three year old financial planner, experienced a fist bump for the first time in his life yesterday, an experience he was quoted as saying, “has changed his life.” Lookers-on at the scene reported that Thomas looked baffled and confused at first, and initially made a motion that “looked a lot like he was blocking a punch.” But with a little coercing from his new fist-bump-buddy he got the “hand-job” (slang for the action of bumping fists) done. Word was not initially received on how Thomas had lived for such a long period of time without experiencing the sensation of being “fisted,” but early reports say that it won’t be long before he gets pounded again.