Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Commemorative mural will depict "all" of the United States Presidents

The Library of Congress has reportedly ordered the creation of a larger-than-life mural which will depict all United States Presidents, past and present, in the nude. Reports from the Library have reportedly stated in a report based manner that the nakedness of the presidents is intended to convey a deeply enriched metaphor for their great strength and “bulging” fertility and that “keeping taste” will be of the utmost concern during the commencement of the penis drawing.

Luis Vasguez, head painter of this project, says that to achieve optimal accuracy, he will be having those presidents still alive over to his studio to do some “standard” nude modeling and possibly “drink some orange juice.” Vasguez went on to say that as he has also been commissioned to paint the United States presidents of the future, he will not be voting for John McCain this time around as, quote, “I really, really don’t want to see that man naked.”


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