Monday, August 18, 2008

Stairway to Heaven finally completed

Not even close to the Stairway to Heaven

A stairway of “biblical” proportions was completed today within a small Iowanian town by a group of self-proclaimed “Led-heads” (another term for people who get totally tripped out of their minds). Although the group’s construction skills were completely nonexistent going into the project, this lack of traditional tradesmanship was made up for by what one member called “the greatest construction tools of all, the power of love and the tidings of harmony” but then added, “oh, and lots of weed.”

Early reports have been inconclusive on whether the “Big Man” views the stairway positively or negatively, which is mainly due to the fact that He and all others up “there” speak in “some crazy four dimensional language.” There have been some quotes made by “He” assumedly relating to the new stairway, but it is impossible to print them as they require three dimensional shaped type. Scientists have made guesses as to what would happen to a human if he/other were to comprehend the language even for a second and have concluded that some sort of combination of quote “head explosion/orgasm of big toes" would occur.

At print time, there was no word on if a “highway to hell” is also in the works.


2 comments:

Arctic-mermaid said...

That is so cool that you can be climbing to Heaven and at the same time waiting for the Number Four bus.

Aren't miracles wonderful?

Anonymous said...

Actually im part of the construction team of the Highway to Hell. It should be done around early August 2012