Americans amused at how poor the referees of football in Europe are

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According to a recent double-blind study, Americans are quite amused by how awful the referees of European football are in comparison to “superiorly-trained” American referees. According to the study, the complete disregard for rules by European referees is quite baffling to most Americans, especially to die-hard football fans. One such fan, Lou Fenty, a car mechanic in lower Pittsburgh and an excellent lover, was quoted as saying, “the ref just lets them kick the ball around with their feet instead of ever lining both teams up, and actually starting the game. It is absolutely ridiculous.”

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When asked for a statement, European football star, Christiano Ronaldo, refused to say whether or not Europe would shape up anytime soon, and instead was quoted as saying, “bliddy Americans.”

In a related poll, 72% of Americans thought it was “very odd” that David Beckham, being notoriously a great football player, chose to forgo a promising NFL career within the United States to instead play a completely unrelated and “stupid” hobby such as soccer.