After another humiliating defeat, the last place Washington Nationals remind reporters that they do other things besides baseball

Exiting the locker room after a 7-2 loss to the Milwaukee Brewers last Tuesday, the Washington Nationals wanted to make it clear that they “have a vast array of talents outside the realm of baseball” and that “people tend to forget that a player such as Ryan Zimmerman does more than just poorly throw balls and swing sticks, he also makes a mean lasagna!” The team also collectively went on to defend their recent losing streak by stating that they “have been putting more attention into their other interests/hobbies lately and that baseball has been really a second priority at best.” When asked if they were going to put baseball back as their number one priority anytime soon, the team responded with accusing reporters of not being their mothers and proceeded to say that that was none of their business.